超好笑英语笑话

　　超好笑英语笑话简短(一)

　　We're not reducing the prices 我们不会降价

　　At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didn't have enough money to pay for all the goods. In desperation I emptied all the items onto the floor and kneeing down, began to add up the prices.

　　Just then a young supervisor1 strolled over, bent down and whispered confidentially, "It doesn't matter how hard you pray, sister. We're not reducing the prices."

　　在我们修道院附近的超市，我急急忙忙地装了满满一推车的东西。突然之间，我有了一种不安的感觉：我带的钱可能不足以支付所有的商品。无可奈何之下，我把所有的`东西都摆在地板上，跪下来开始把所有东西的价格加在一起。

　　正在此时，一个年轻的超市管理员走了过来。他弯下腰，对我耳语道：“修女，无论你怎么费劲祈祷，我们现在都不会降价。”

　　超好笑英语笑话简短(二)

　　Anything Breakable

　　There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal1 clerk.

　　"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

　　Good news and bad news

　　There is the story of a pastor1 who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."