笑翻你的英语笑话
这妹纸一看就是玩过的。
绝对笑翻你的英语笑话
JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.
joy,该去睡觉了。{妈妈}
ok,Mum.i\'m coming!
哦，这就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!
做个甜甜的梦哦，晚安!{妈妈}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安，妈妈!{joy}
Sweet dream...how?
甜甜的梦。。。。到底怎么才能做个甜甜的梦呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎么睡前还吃糖啊!会牙疼的!{妈妈}
(joy,举着糖，看着妈妈。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你说要我做个甜甜的美梦的吗。。。{joy}
绝对笑翻你的英语笑话
Witty Hare can run very fast.
机灵的兔子跑得很快。
One day when he gets home. He sees a rat. The rat is jumping down his window.
一天，它回到家的`时候看见一只老鼠。这只老鼠正从它家的窗户跳下去。
“Oh. A thief!” Witty Hare shouted and catches the rat, “You can’t run faster then me.”
“啊!贼!”机灵兔子喊着追过去。 “你跑不过我的!”
Soon Witty Hare catches up with the rat, and the rat is left behind.
不一会它追上了老鼠，还把老鼠丢在后面。
“I must run away,” the rat says and laughs, “He is so silly.”
“我得赶紧逃。”老鼠窃笑着说：“这家伙真笨。”
Witty Hare goes on running. A sheep sees him and asks him, “What a re you doing?”
机灵兔子继续跑着。一只绵羊看到了就问它：“你在干什么?”
“I’m catching the thief.” Witty Hare says.
“我在追贼。”机灵兔子说。
“Thief? Where’s the thief?” the sheep fells surprised.
“贼?贼在哪里啊?”绵羊感到奇怪。
“He's behind me,”Witty Hare says proudly.
“它在我后面呢。”机灵兔子自豪地说着。
绝对笑翻你的英语笑话
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys
pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics.
Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up
on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'
有个人开车行驶在上班的路上，一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车，当时他就不省人事了。路旁的行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒
他。刚一醒过来，他就拼命的挣扎着，最后不得不用了药物才让他镇静下来。过了一会儿，他平静了，别人问他为什么要这么恐怖的挣
扎，他说：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，当我醒过来，我发现我躺在了路边，前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着‘壳牌’，但是
有个人挡住了那个“S”。”
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