爆笑英语笑话

    幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。今天我们就一起来看看爆笑英语笑话合集吧!

　　爆笑英语笑话合集(一)

　　Where are the tails? 尾巴哪去了?

　　The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教进化论的老师已经滔滔不绝地讲了快两个小时，他的话题又来了：“让我向进化论者提个问题——如果我们曾经像狒狒那样长着尾巴，那么现在尾巴到哪里去了?”

　　“我来试试看，”一位老太太说， “该是我们在这里坐这么久把它们磨掉了吧。”

　　爆笑英语笑话合集(二)

　　An economical budget 节俭预算

　　I was working at a booth at the Los Angeles Home and Garden Show.

　　Next to me was a woman demonstrating a shower saver. As she was telling a passer-by the qualities of the device, she mentioned that it saved 25000 gallons of water a year. The man stood as if deep in thought. Finally, the woman asked if he had any questions.

　　"No," he replied. "I am just trying to figure out where I'll store all the water."

　　我在洛杉矶一家卖家庭和花园用具的摊棚工作。

　　我隔壁摊位的女士说卖沐浴节水器的，当她向一位过路人推销淋浴电器时，她提到了这个节水器每年可省下2.5万加仑的水。那位过路人站在那里好像深思什么。最后，摊主问他有什么问题没有。

　　“没有”，他说：“我只是在想我把这些节省下来的水储存到哪儿去呢?”

　　爆笑英语笑话合集(三)

　　交通事故

　　A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a concrete slab in front of a huge, flashing 'Shell' sign. And somebody was standing in front of the 'S.'"

　　有个人开车行驶在上班的路上，一辆卡车闯红灯从侧面撞上了他的车，当时他就不省人事了。路旁的'行人把他从车里拉出来并唤醒他。刚一醒过来，他就拼命的挣扎着，最后不得不用了药物才让他镇静下来。过了一会儿，他平静了，别人问他为什么要这么恐怖的挣扎，他说：“被撞之后我就什么都不知道了，当我醒过来，我发现我躺在了路边，前面是一个巨大的广告牌上面闪烁着‘壳牌，但是有个人挡住了那个‘S’。”