逗死人英语笑话精选
如果你恨一个人那么就让养两只哈士奇
精选逗死人英语笑话(一)
State Capitals
A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.
She proudly announced, "Go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."
A redhead said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?"
The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, W."
精选逗死人英语笑话(二)
Only one piece of meat 只有一块肉
Customer: Waiter, I've only got one piece of meat in my dish.
Waiter:Just a moment, sir and I'll cut it in two.
顾客：服务员，我盘子里怎么只有一块肉?
服务员：先生，请稍候，我去把它切成两块。
精选逗死人英语笑话(三)
Bar, Bar, Bar...Bar, Barbara Ann
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
MAN: "What was that for?"
WIFE: "What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Barbara Ann written on it?"
MAN: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Barbara Ann was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife looked all satisfied, apologizes, and goes off do work around the house.
Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
MAN: "What the heck was that for this time?"
WIFE: "Your horse called."
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