2017一分钟精彩英语笑话
英语笑话既能让我们学到知识，也能让我们开心，今天我们就一起来看看一分钟精彩英语笑话吧!
一分钟精彩英语笑话(一)
esent for Girlfriend
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket(小盒式吊坠) as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave(雕刻，铭记) her name on it?" the jeweler asked.
The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No, engrave it 'To my one and only love'. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."
送给女友的礼物
在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的'小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。
那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”
一分钟精彩英语笑话(二)
t Knowing Her Well
Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?
Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.
我跟她还不熟
妻子：比尔，住在对面那所房子的那个男人早上出门前总要吻一下妻子，晚上回来时再吻一下，你为什么不那样做呢?
丈夫：哦，我跟她还不是很熟。
一分钟精彩英语笑话(三)
o Smart for Dad
Young man, said the angry father from the head of stairs, didn't I hear the clock strike four when you brought my daughter in?
You did, admitted the boyfriend, it was going to strike eleven, but I grabbed it and held the gong so it wouldn't disturb you.
The father muttered, Wonder why I didn't think of that one in my courting days!
青出于蓝
小伙子，父亲在楼梯口板着脸说道，闹钟敲了四下，你才把我女儿带回来，我没听错吧?
是的，男孩承认说，闹钟本来是要敲11下，但我拽住了钟摆，以免影响您。
父亲低咕道：奇怪，我谈恋爱时怎么没想到这一着呢!
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