关于圣诞节的笑话英文
关于圣诞节的笑话英文
1、马上要到圣诞节了，有多少姑娘都期待收到苹果，殊不知Apple的英文叫：挨炮！
2、If you have not received my Christmas present, it has to be because of - your socks have a big hole! Bu Bu it fast! !
如果你今天没收到我的圣诞礼物，那一定是因为--你的袜子有个大洞！ 快补补吧！！
3、a few days later I heard that you want to have eggs, that true? That I wish you lay eggs (Christmas) Happy! In a few days you have to Egg's full moon, I also wish you a round ahead of eggs (New Year's Day) Happy! Send
听说你过几天要生个蛋,真的吗?那我得祝你生蛋(圣诞)快乐!再过几天你的蛋蛋又要满月,那么我就也提前祝你圆蛋(元旦)快乐! 发送
4、I wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how bad your feet, wear socks when tomorrow morning, I'll give you receive the full blessing, the warmth of your heart and feet
平安夜我向圣诞老人许愿：希望不管你脚多么臭，明早当穿起袜子时，能收到我给你的满满的祝福，温暖你的心和脚ㄚ子！
5、Limited Knowledge 圣诞老人知识有限
外国妈妈都是这样拿圣诞老人哄孩子的：你要乖哦，你不乖的'话圣诞老人知道后就不会给你送礼物，你做得所有坏事圣诞老人都知道。不过今天，某个小孩将要醒悟了。
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我们分发饼干时，我一不小心掉了一块到地上。“没关系。”我一边说，一边捡起来，并在放回盘子前掸掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四岁大的孩子争论道。“别担心，圣诞老人不会知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“这就是说他知道我有没有做坏事，而他不知道饼干掉在地上过？”
6、The thief and the judge 法官与小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。“你为什么而被起诉？”他问。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. “采购圣诞节物品过早。”被告答。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?" “这不算犯法，”法官回答，“你购物多早？”
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
在商店开门之前，“犯人应道。
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