简短英语笑话

　　60字英语笑话1

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for Serving applepie without any cheese.The IittIe boy Of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of Cheese Which he laid on the guest's plate.The visitor smiled, put the Cheese into his mouth and then said: "you must have better eyes than your mother, sonny.Where did you find the Cheese?"

　　客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的`眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?

　　" in the rat—trap,sir." replied the boy.

　　“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”小男孩说。

　　60字英语笑话2

　　Always thirsty

　　总感到口渴

　　“I had an operation ,"said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me." "That's terrible said the friend ."Got any pain?" "No ,but I am always thirsty!"

　　一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”“真是太糟糕了!一朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”

　　60字英语笑话3

　　A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot ,the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you ?"The man said, "Yeah ,l've come to activate your phone lines."

　　一个年轻人的公司刚刚开张。他租用了漂亮的办公室，还在办公室里放了古董作装饰。一天，这位年轻人正在办公室里面坐着，他看到一个男的走进了办公室。为显示他是个成功的老板，这位年轻人拿起电话假装正在谈大买卖，开口就是高价。最后，他挂上听筒卮问进来的那个人：“您有事吗?”那人说，“有事，我是来给你开通电话的

　　60字英语笑话4

　　A grandmother gave a water pistol as a birthday gift to her grandson.So he was squeezing and squashing it evenwhere, splashing all over,and the mother was very ,very disturbed.

　　外婆送给孙子一枝玩具水枪作为生日礼物。结果孙子拿着水枪玩耍，喷得到处都是水，让妈妈非常生气。

　　she looked sternty at her own mother,the grandmother."I.m surprised at you,mother!"

　　她板着脸看着自己的母亲说道：“妈，您让我感到很诧异!”

　　"Why?”Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?" The grandmother said,"Yes dear,I remember!"

　　“怎么啦?”“您不记得以前我们是如何用水枪让您抓狂的吗?”“亲爱的，我记得啊!"

　　60字英语笑话5

　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. when they couldn't figure out what time it was,the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud."

　　两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道那会儿是晚上几点钟。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说：“我们大声唱歌就行了。”

　　"How will that help?"said the second boy.

　　那样就会知道是几点吗?“第二个男孩问。”

　　"Just do it,"insisted the first.

　　只管唱吧。啊第一个坚持道。

　　Both boys broke into song,singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later,a neighbor threw open her window and shouted ,"Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

　　两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道：“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨兰点吗?”