带翻译的英文小笑话

　　英文小笑话带翻译篇一

　　Make your fortune

　　计划你的将来

　　"How did you make your fortune?"

　　“你是怎么计划你的将来的.?”

　　"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."

　　“我变成一个富人的合伙人，他有钱，我有经验。”

　　"How did that help?"

　　“那有什么用?”

　　"Now he has the experience and I the money."

　　现在他有经验了，我有钱。”

　　英文小笑话带翻译篇二

　　The Looney Bin

　　疯人院

　　Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Anotherone said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fromanother room shouted, "I did not!"

　　一天晚上，在疯人院里，一个病人说：“我是拿破仑!”另一个说：“你怎么知道?”第一个人说：“上帝对我说的!”一会儿，一个声音从另一个房间传来：“我没说!”

　　英文小笑话带翻译篇三

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.

　　一个学生带他朋友们参观他的新公寓，甚是得意。

　　"What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

　　“那个大铜锣和锤子是干什么用的?”他的一个朋友问他。

　　"That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

　　“那玩意儿厉害了，那是一个会说话的钟”，学生回答。

　　"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

　　“这钟怎么工作的”，他的朋友问。“看着，别眨眼了”，那学生走上前一把操起铜锣和锤子，拼命地敲了一下，声音震耳欲聋。

　　Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

　　突然，他们听到隔壁墙那边有人狂叫，“别敲了，你这白痴!现在是凌晨两点钟了!”