简短英语笑话

　被黑的最惨的一届总……

    　冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。小编精心收集了20字英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

　　20字英语笑话1

　　A woman and her husband were out shopping when she realized that she needed to purchase some hair color for her graying hair.

　　一位女士在与他的丈夫购物时，她意识到她该为她的灰白头发买些染发水了。

　　"When are you going to stop buying that expensive stuff ,"complained the husband."and let your hair go gray like Barbara Bush?"

　　她丈夫抱怨说:“你什么时候才能停止买那些昂贵的东西，而让你的头发长成像芭芭拉.布什(总统夫人)的头发那样灰白呢?”

　　"The day that you're inaugurated,"the wife replied.

　　“那就要等到你就职的那天了。”妻子说。

　　20字英语笑话2

　　“一物降一物”

　　"It's annoying when my dentist starts up a conversation while he's working on my teeth，"one guy said to another.

　　一个人对另一个人说:“当我的牙医陪我看牙时，他总是跟我聊天。这真让我心烦。”

　　"I know just what you mean，”replied his friend. "But my Uncle Edgar used to drive this dentist crazy.'

　　他的朋友回答说:“我明白你的`意思，但我的叔叔艾德加就曾使这位牙医不知所措。”

　　"How so?"

　　“怎么会这样呢?”

　　"He was a ventriloquist."

　　“他是个口技演员。”

　　20字英语笑话3

　　母亲与教师

　　I teach middle-school choir and occasionally have my own children in class. One day my son asked if he could have a pencil. As a teacher,I normally do not lend items to unprepared students;but as a mother，I help my children whenever I can. I asked my son whether he was speaking to his teacher or his mother. He replied，“It degends on who has the pencil."

　　我教初中的唱诗班，偶尔会教到自己的孩子。一天，我儿子问我是否能借给他一支铅笔。作为一位老师，我一般不借东西给那些不做课堂准备的学生。但作为一位母亲，我应随时帮助我的孩子。于是，我问儿子他是在跟老师说话，还是在跟母亲说话。而他却说:“那要看谁有铅笔了。”

　　20字英语笑话4

　　聪明的大夫

　　As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says”Excuse me，but that man you just treated walked out of the door and collapsed on the front step. What should I do?"

　　大夫正为一个病人做检查时，她的护士闯了进来说:“请原谅，刚才在您这儿看病的那位病人出门时摔在前面的台阶上了，我该怎么办呢?”

　　"Turn him around，"the doctor answered，"So it looks like he was walking in.”

　　大夫回答:“给他转个身，这样，别人看起来会以为他是正往里走。”

　　20字英语笑话5

　　沙丁鱼的抱怨

　　Two sardines were swimming in New York harbor when one suggested they go up to the Bronx for the weekend.”I'd rather not，"the other objected. "It's such a long swim."

　　两条沙丁鱼在纽约港游水，其中的一条建议到布朗恩斯(Bronx)去度周末。另一条沙丁鱼反对说:“我认为最好不去。要游的距离太长了。”

　　"How about taking the subway?'his companion asked.

　　“那么从地铁通道过去怎么样?”他的同伴问。

　　"No way!"replied the second sardine."And be packed in there like people?"

　　“不可能，”第二条沙丁鱼说:“难选要像人类那样到地铁里去乱挤吗?”