经典又耐人寻味的冷笑话
这个给你馒头的小伙伴是怕你饿了。
经典又耐人寻味的冷笑话篇一
你娶了我的U married mine
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
Little boy: Grandma.
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
中文翻译：
小男孩：爸爸，我想结婚。
爸爸打趣地问道：噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?
小男孩：奶奶。
爸爸：等一下，你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?
小男孩：为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。
经典又耐人寻味的冷笑话篇二
谁的爸爸是最强壮的 Dad
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one who killed it!"
中文翻译：
维尔和比尔在争吵，谁的爸爸是更强壮的一个。维尔说：“你知道太平洋吗? 那个坑是我爸爸挖的'。”
比尔不屑地说：“那没什么。你知道死海吗? 那是我爸爸打死的。”
经典又耐人寻味的冷笑话篇三
时间就是金钱Time-Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well, it's a very common saying. Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look, the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped, "I pointed at the meter.
"Oh, yes. You've got a point here. In this case, time is money for both of us." added the driver.
中文翻译：
当出租车在遇到红灯急刹车时，我问司机：“你同意‘时间就是金钱’这种说法吗?”
“哦，这是一个普遍说法。在这个问题上，谁会在意那么多呢?”司机回答说。
“看，在车已经停止的情况下，里程表上的数字还在跑。”我指着里程表说。
“哦，是的。你说的挺有道理的。在这种情况下，时间对我们俩来说都是金钱。”司机补充说。
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