带翻译的英语笑话

　　带翻译的英语笑话精选(一)

　　【Three Turtles】三只乌龟

　　Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.

　　The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."

　　The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."

　　"We won't," the other two promised.

　　Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."

　　Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."

　　三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的`门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”

　　最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

　　“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。

　　两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

　　正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。

　　带翻译的英语笑话精选(二)

　　【I Don't Like an Argument】我不想争论

　　Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?

　　It's round, answered Gerald.

　　How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.

　　All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!

　　杰拉尔德，老师问：地球是什么形状?

　　是圆形的，杰拉尔德回答道。

　　你怎么知道是圆的?老师又问。

　　好吧，那它是方的，学生回答说：我可不想与你争论这件事情。

　　带翻译的英语笑话精选(三)

　　【H2O】水的化学分子是什么

　　Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?

　　Student: HIJKLMNO.

　　Teacher: What are you talking about?

　　Student: Yesterday you said H to O.

　　老师：水的化学分子式是什么?

　　学生：HIJKLMNO。

　　老师：你在说什么?

　　学生：你昨天说的从H到O.