小学英语搞笑故事

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　　篇一：第一次坐飞机

　　Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before ， so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was very worried about accepting. Finally, however, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe, and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

　　约翰逊先生从前未乘过飞机。所以，有一天一位朋友邀请他乘自己的小飞机飞行时，约翰逊先生非常担心，不敢接受。不过，由于朋友不断保证说飞行是很安全的，约翰逊先生终于被说服了，登上了飞机。

　　His friend started the engine and began to taxi onto the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson had heard that the most dangerous part of a flight were the take-off and the landing, so he was extremely frightened and closed his eyes.

　　他的朋友启动引擎开始在机场跑道上滑行。约翰逊先生听说飞行中最危险的是起飞与降落，所以他吓得紧闭双眼。

　　After a minute or two he opened them again, looked out of the window of the plane, and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they?"

　　过了一两分钟，他睁开双眼朝窗外望去，接着对朋友说道：“看下面那些人，他们看起来就象蚂蚁一样小，是不是？”

　　"Those are ants," answered his friend. "We're still on the ground."

　　“那些就是蚂蚁，”他的朋友答道，“我们还在地面上。”

　　篇二：是pig还是witch

　　A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. a woman is driving down the same road.

　　As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "pig!!"

　　The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "witch!!"

　　They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

　　if only men would listen.

　　一个男人在一条陡峭狭窄的山路上驾车，一个女人相向驾车而来。

　　他们相遇时，那个女的从窗中伸出头来叫到：“猪！！”

　　那个男的立即从窗中伸出头来回敬道：“女巫！！”

　　他们继续前行。这个男的在下一个路口转弯时，撞上了路中间的一头猪。

　　要是这个男的能听懂那个女人的意思就好了。

　　篇三：老年公民坐巴士。

　　My husband，Michael，a bus driver，was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He pulled up to the curb and opened the doors.

　　我丈夫，麦克是个开大巴士的。一次当他刚要开过一个无人上下车的车站时，一位乘客喊过有位老妇人要上车。麦克把车停靠在马路边，打开了车门。

　　After a minute，Michael saw an elderly woman with a cane crossing the street slowly.

　　过了足有一分钟，麦克才见到一位老太太拄着拐杖，慢腾腾地过着马路朝车子走来。

　　He waited patiently as she made her way to the bus and climbed the steps.

　　麦克衬心地等她来到汽车旁上着台阶。

　　While she was looking in her purse for her bus pass，he began to close the doors.”Wait a minute!”she snapped."My mother's coming.”

　　趁老太太打开钱包找月票的工夫，麦克欲关门，老妇人阻止道:“等一会，我妈妈还在后面呢！”

　　篇四：中间战术

　　Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.

　　三个互相争生意的商店老板在一条商业街上租用了毗邻的店铺。旁观者等着瞧好戏。

　　The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"

　　右边的零售商挂起了巨大的招牌，上书：“大减价!”“特便宜!”

　　The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"

　　左边的商店挂出了更大的招牌，声称：“大砍价!”“大折扣!”

　　The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".

　　中间的商人随后准备了一个大招牌，上面只简单地写着：“入口处”。

　　篇五：可爱的称呼

　　Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. Bernie looked at Morris and remarked, "That is really nice, that after all these years that you have been married, and you keep calling your wife those pet names." Morris hung his head and whispered," To tell the truth, I forgot her name three years ago."

　　Bernie应邀来到他的朋友Morris家吃晚餐。在朋友家，Bernie发现，不管问他老婆什么问题，Morris总要在每句话的前面加上一些亲密的称呼，象蜜糖，我的爱人，亲爱的，甜心等等。Bernie对Morris说，“你们夫妻俩真够亲密的，结婚这么多年了，你还叫她叫得那么亲密。”Morris低下头，小声地对Bernie说，“老实跟你说吧，三年前我忘记老婆的真名是什么了。”

　　篇六：袋鼠与笼子

　　One day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem--how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage. They came to the conclusion that the cage was placed too low and decided to raise it from one to two meters high. But the next day the kangaroos were still at large and they again raised the cage to three meters.

　　有一天，动物园的管理员们发现袋鼠从笼子里跑出来了，于是开会讨论，一致认为是笼子的高度过低，所以他们决定将笼子的高度由原来的1米加高到2米。结果第二天他们发现，袋鼠还是跑到外面来，所以他们又决定再将高度加高到3米。

　　Quite beyond their expectation the next morning they saw the kangaroos still free to go about. They were alarmed and determined to go to all the length by raising the cage to the height of ten meters.

　　没想到隔天居然又看到袋鼠全跑到外面，于是管理员们大为紧张，决定一不做二不休，将笼子的高度加高到10米。

　　Later a giraffe, while chatting with some kangaroos, asked them, “Do you think they will go on raising your cage?”

　　一天，长颈鹿和几只袋鼠在闲聊，“你们看，这些人会不会再继续加高你们的笼子?”长颈鹿问。

　　“Hard to say,” said a kangaroo, “if they continue forgetting to fasten the cage door.”

　　“很难说。”袋鼠说，“如果他们再继续忘记关门的话!”

　　篇七：风和太阳

　　One day the wind said to the sun, “Look at that man walking along the road. I can get his cloak off more quickly than you can.”

　　有一天风跟太阳说: “看看那个沿着路上走的人.我可以比你快让他把披风脱下来。

　　“We will see about that,” said the sun. “I will let you try first.”

　　“我们等着看吧,”太阳说, “我让你先试。

　　So the wind tried to make the man take off his cloak. He blew and blew, but the man only pulled his cloak more closely around himself.

　　因此风尝试让那个人把披风脱下来.他用力地吹,可是那个人把披风拉得更紧。

　　“I give up,” said the wind at last. “I cannot get his cloak off.” Then the sun tried. He shone as hard as he could. The man soon became hot and took off his cloak.

　　“我放弃了,”风最后说, “我无法让他把披风脱下来.”然后由太阳试试看.他尽可能地晒他.不久,那个人很热就把披风脱下来了。

　　篇八：跛腿

　　Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

　　两个人在人行道上分别拖着自己的右腿，相向而行。

　　As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969."

　　他们相遇了，一个人理解地看着另一个人，指着自己的腿说：“1969年，越南。”

　　The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."

　　另一个人竖起了大拇指，说“再走20英尺，狗屎。”

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