白色情人节，如何给男票选礼物？

Just stick it in a doorway and watch him activate all those tiny, little stabilizer muscles. Note: Make sure the doorway is structurally sound.

只要安插在门廊里,就可以看他做运动,激活小块稳定肌群。注意:请确保门廊结构稳固。

Bacon toothpaste, trompe l’oeil bacon bandages, and bacon-flavored lip balm and toothpicks.

培根牙膏、假以乱真的培根邦迪、培根味儿的润唇膏和牙签。

If he likes this cheap gift, congratulations, you have a winner! If not, he doesn’t deserve your Gudetama-appreciating heart anyway.

如果他喜欢这个廉价小礼物,那么恭喜你,你胜券在握。若他不喜欢,那么他也配不上你对蛋黄哥青眼有加的心意。

For an antisocial boyfriend, nothing quite says, “Buzz off” like a gigantic pair of over-the-ear headphones. If he needs something for a workout, though, these are the ones to get.

对于不爱社交的男友,没有什么比耳朵上罩着巨大的耳机开溜更好的了。如果他要运动配件,那么这副耳机也适合他。

Danish audio products are works of art.

丹麦音响产品就是艺术品。

The ingenious hammock you lie in sideways also comes with its own portable bag.

这个吊床别出心裁,你可以侧躺,一同而来的还有配套的便携式包。

The Hyperchiller features a tiny chamber that brings a beverage down 130 degrees in a single minute without diluting it at all.

这一超级制冷杯的特色是一小型箱室,可以一分钟之内温度直降130度(小编注:华氏度)而不稀释浓度。

A desktop-sized cube aquarium for beta fish or goldfish comes with its own lamp for nighttime viewing.

桌面立方体水族馆,可以养贵族鱼和金鱼,夜晚观鱼还有夜视灯。

Nevertheless, give him a taste of home with a box of across-the-pond chocolates.

不管怎样,给他一盒大洋彼岸的家乡风味巧克力。